"If James is tending bar... ORDER A SCREWBALL!"
""Saucy" may be all the buzz... But Al made our dinner there something I will always remember. Oh my tip! Here goes... Try... anything on the menu, just hear it's divine!"
"Enjoy the free wi-fi! Stream some netflix!"
"Ditto on the bathrooms... I dare you to use one... I didn't even touch anything and I went right inside to buy hand sanitizer!"
"I hear the champagne on the balcony is divine..."
"Only take the elevator when you check out or check in. Otherwise hoof it on the stairs! Make you feel like you are training for the Olympics."