"Interesting fact: the fuel truck refills the underground fuel tanks at this station three times a day."
"Keep it moving. People are waiting. Have your card ready. Be considerate."
"Currently closed due to fire. Sign says they will reopen soon."
"Drive they was speedy mid-afternoon on a Thursday."
"They have wifi and if you ask nicely, you can plug in a laptop whilst donating apheresis. I can do some serious reading on google reader, plus a laptop helps keep me warm as I always get cold donating"
"If you're going to clean the crap out of your SUV, do it while pumping gas, not after. Multitasking isn't hard. People are waiting here. Keep it moving, folks."