"Parking is a nightmare! Dont come here on the weekends..you've been warned"
"bring a thick winter coat. you can thank me later"
"Signs you're a newb here: 1) you ask 5 different ppl if they're in line, even though they are clearly holding receipts and standing by the soda fountain.. 2) you stand and stare at the menu forever"
"The bathrooms here are some of the worst I've ever seen.. Think the nastiest truck stop you've been to then multiply that by 100.. The restrooms at ranch 99 are probably cleaner than these"
"Plenty of outlets here!"
"Watermelon snow with boba.. Just do it"