"Be careful, the lady of the house is distractingly beautiful!"
"If anyone is Mormon and Canadian you are more than welcome here when Markham is here."
"I heard the man of the house is really hot!"
"Bears suck! GO VIKINGS!!"
"Just found my new favorite place to get er' all warshed up! Damn good job, that and free shower and laundry!"
"Try and not come here, who ever thought of the process to get your paper work is a fucking IDIOT!!!"