"If they say they're out of potatoes, they're not actually out of potatoes."
"Mel's favourite (2 egg, 1 meat, toast, potatoes) is $4.20 after tax now."
"The c&d has a stapler for those early morning assignment drop offs."
"Worse wifi reception as you get higher up. Rooms with toilets cost a premium and make sure to get a room that isn't slanted."