"Don't come here! Plain and simple. Your bus will be overbooked, you will be late to wherever you're going, and your life will be ruined."
"Favorite drink: Venti caramel iced coffee, room for cream, one Splenda packet, and a dash of cinnamon. Heavenly."
"If you like being surrounded by money, this is the place for you! "
"Get here before eight, or you're stuck with chicken..."
"Hidden Mac room in the back is not only quiet and perfect in every way, but it's... Wait for it... Wait for it... WARM!"
"Coffee machine is broken for brunch... Really?"