"Chunky Steak > Plain with Peas"
"You will find sand here."
"The porterhouse was overcooked. The veges were tasteless. Terrible cheesecake and waiter service."
"Great safe place to let your dog off the leash for a bit of fun!"
"The Sun sets right behind Mount Coolum in the arvos. Try to be there for that - beautiful."
"Here is a tip: If you have a little, yap yap dog and it tries to bite my beautiful, kind, golden retriever. I will punt it like a football. Goal!"