""Bring a gun for a friend" days are back! Tues and thurs after 10."
"Argh, me mateys....beware the fish sandwich so far from the sea, yet so near to the river..."
"Watch the domestic dispute at the bus stop across the street. Now showing at 1:30, 3:00, 4:15, 5:30, & 6:00 pm. Encore performances vary by date and weather"
"Enjoy the loud noise from the nearby projects."