"Try the chair at the table for two in the middle. It is to die for!"
"Stop, look around! See if you can notice @quapet creeping under the bridge."
"Try the milk, it's delicious!"
"Come to coffee club with your dog! Oh, and have some coffee!"
"Check out Guy's assortment of canvas paintings. Really great local artist with a flare for abstract modern canvas art."
"Talk to Alex at the bar. He's an Iraq vet and an awesome guy."