"Musical chairs, but with cars. If Full: Pull a ticket out , drive in a circle, exit the ramp, and then you try again - You do the parking pokie until you get a spot... That's what it's all about!"
"It is a conspiracy I tell you! I've never seen the Fireside Lounge with a lit fire! Nice quiet area for studying though."
"Never fails to surprise me that the post office is near bankruptcy. Long lines and overworked employees."
"UND Students: Show your ID for a 10% discount!"
"The jukebox on the table actually works!! Lovveee Shaaackkk Baaby!! Well worth 5 cents."
"Read these tips for some good laughs."