"Such a nice maitre d' w an attitude to die for. She'd b perfect if we were on the mainland where queuing doesnt mean anything."
"Make sure u bring enough bug spray (w DEET)."
"Dun come here yet. Newly renovated, remnant fumes will like give u lung cancer. Cough."
"Foursquare should ban people who CHEAT their way to mayorships. That's you, Phoenix G. Shame."