"The strawberry lemonade is awesome and enjoy the Cosmo"
"Become Mayor and get free beer... and be prepared to toss the hostess in the air a lot"
"Always stocked with Diet Cokes! Watch out for Robert Groat."
"The cats are friendly but be careful of the house guest."
"Come for the lasagna or french toast on weekends. Great collection of Russian literature. Ask about the bacon special."