"*Free cookies!* That's without mentioning the friendly staff and clean, comfortable rooms. Great place."
"The theatre room is pretty cool, so that worth a look. There is a surprising lack of barnyard animals for a farm, though."
"Check out the trade paperback section! There are so many options. The Swamp Thing Shrine is pretty swell, as well!"
"There really is a 3rd guy that lives here. He's swell like the other two."