"Grab an Arizona burrito, sit out front, and watch the teeming tipsy masses wander in. Tucson's finest late night peoplewatching."
"Bewildered by the endlessly rotating smorgasbord of delicious beers? Ask a barkeep for a suggestion and try something new. They know their stuff."
"Not sure if the bathroom attendant was officially sanctioned, but he had a bitchin' moustache. Tip the guy anyways."
"Try the Allagash Curieux, a Tripel aged in bourbon barrels. One of the tastiest beers I've ever had. Then follow Sigmund's lead and order a Neigborhood burger. Dude understood the pleasure principle."
"You've probably been warned before, but the portions here will humble you. If you're not nursing a hangover or carb-loading for a marathon, consider splitting that fried chicken benedict four ways."