"Hang outside. There's not enough room inside. The mom is a hoarder."
"Hang outside. The owner of the house is a hoarder. Not alot room to move."
"You can get the buffet, but just in case, check the menu. The buffet might not always be full of food you will like. The menu is another story."
"You have 4 mins between classes. Talk to your friends later. If you have to talk, don't do it in the hall."
"Bring a snack for lunch (just in case)."