"This is the classiest Bells around, they bring your grub to your actual-restaurant-esque table."
"Not as great as Gianni Franco down the street, but cheaper, quite good, with a great selection if local beer and wine."
"While the Doritos Locos Taco may seem to be an abomination of nature, it is a delicious one. Try it!"
"It doesn't look like much from the front, but inside you find a comfortable small spa layout and decent, albeit perfunctoty, massages."
"Beware of the tea with "lightener" from the hot beverage vending machine in the lounge. Go for the hot chocolate instead. Overall a better choice for your 50 cents."