"Water bowls next to front door aren't for drinking"
"When leaving the office late at night be sure to bring Giles along for safety. She's a registered green belt in Tae-Kwon-Do, and usually carries at least one concealed weapon."
"Intruders beware the ferocious dog. Friends beware the chilled bottle of Jager."
"great pub, better looking bartender"
"Ping pong table, rooftop patio - what better way to spend your days at work."
"Train station just moved a few hundred feet south"