Eddie Salcido

"Get the double double with fries!"

"Phil and Zach are excellent and they both know their trade. It was a pleasure working with both of them."

"Taco Tuesdays are wonderful. However, I recommend that you put salt on your tacos. It makes them taste like they used to. Lately, the meat has been tasting flat, but this cures the problem."

"I don't have to feel guilty about drinking copious amounts of coffee this morning."

"I plan to make a visit on my next trip to Houston specifically to see whether or not Alicia is really racist. Most likely, she said something bad about Obama and made Amber cry."

"Time to annoy the paternal unit for a couple of hours."