"I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at nightI smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright!"
"You are NOW allow to take pictures inside the museum as of 2/15/2013. No flash!"
"Bring your own table and chair if you are going to eat here."
"These are the most difficult restrooms to find."
"Watch out for the lady ghost at the Nees ave exit. She'll bite your Dick off."
"Disneyland in Anacrime?"