"The girls here are all hot"
"Vibes here were better than at the UPS store, also the self service is way better"
"The self service at FedEx office is better"
"Been coming here well over a decade. Need I say more?"
"I had WONDERFUL service here 5 days ago, but I am still shocked at how rude the cook and server was during tonight's visit. I will be contacting the manager about ticket 841223."
"I see a lot of negative reviews, but I haven't ever had any problems here."