"Scallops. Expensive though. Too expensive for what it is. Small portions. Look elsewhere."
"The service is terrible. The food took forever. Not even a decent meal. Stay away if you can, much better options abound."
"Great lunch special! Delicious pizza."
"Terrible greasy will make you sick pizza. Stay away if you can."
"The truffle fries horrible. The chicken and burgers terrible. You have got to be kidding about this place."
"Cuba libre was good. Super loud place. Expensive drinks. Expensive place. Food was average. Very small. Odd vibe at times."