"Check out the open mic comedy on Mondays. Once you get past the drunken emcees who do nothing but giggle at their own inside jokes, you'll find some talented comedians working on some solid bits"
"The cafe is a great place to people watch"
"The caramel latte here is always good."
"The guys here are very friendly and patient"
"The senior citizens who shop here will kick you in the face if you get in their path for the free samples."
"If you cherish your sanity don't come here on a weekend."