"If you're using the squat rack to work your upper torso, you're a douchebag."
"I love this place! The staff is very friendly, the food is great."
"Go online and get the coupon. You don't even hace to print it. You can just show it to them via phone/laptop/tablet."
"Come early to avoid the lines, or come right before closing time. They tend to hurry up, and attend to you faster when closing."