"Food is okay and the service was terrible. Waiter forgot my wife's drink not once, but twice. I ended up just getting it from the bar myself. Then he even tried to charge me for the drink!"
"The only thing more dangerous than driving in the parking lot is driving your cart in the store. Demolition derby!"
"Weakest drinks ever... Stick to beer!!!"
"Best burrito in Boston. Can't go wrong with the chicken burrito. Make sure you add the guacamole, sour cream and cheese!"