"A bathroom that is so gross you'd wish for a portajohn at a beer festival."
"Possibly the best vegetarian option in the airport is the beach salad."
"$7 for 10 ounces of beer?"
"Perfection. Snorkel toward the left and around the rocky point. Swim anywhere. Relax. Enjoy."
"Stop by the bar and say hi to Tim, perhaps the friendliest bartender I've met."
"Stay here for painfully slow Internet, it's awesome!"