"While you're here, stop in and say hi to Tyler. He's great!"
"Get ready to get rowdy! Red Bull Crashed Ice has invaded St. Paul and will be hosting their VIP party at Tiff's tonight! DJ Deception taking us thru the night. Leggo!"
"TheMugClub is a sweet deal! Double Cocktails Anytime Anyday and Thursday night themed specials? I'll take one!"
"House rules: Hand checks at all times. Boys must sign out after 2am in the nook. And most importantly, all toilet seats remain in the "down" position. Follow these house rules. Or else."