"This should be everyone's first crab cake"
"Take a probiotic before entering ;)"
"Don't be embarrassed! Everyone does it"
"What's a girl gotta do to pee at the Ostablishment? #noTP #ew"
"Breakfast closes at 9??? Whyyyyy"
"She was appalled by West Egg, this unprecedented "place" that Broadway had begotten upon a Long Island fishing village"