"Try the Dusty Road Sundae! It's pretty damn amazing."
"The empanadas are so damn good!"
"They just expanded! Way more seating now! Live this place, very quaint with reasonably priced sushi and really fresh. I always get the chirashi donburi."
"Great place to take a leak!"
"Dinah makes a mean pot of coffee! The humans aren't bad either."
"Play slug-black-and-white-cow to pass the time and take out some of that road rage on innocent passengers!"