"When I'm here, I feel the rains down in Africa."
"Some of the finest training in Southwest Florida!"
"Best. Place. Ever. Beware of cousins planking."
"Been coming here for years! Vicky is the best. We did hair here for my wedding and we had a blast!"
"Come here if you like beer, pugs, and home cooking! Best hosts ever!"
"Great view of the Stinky Pete Ballet from here!"