Larry David

"Slightly less than awesome. Definitely not "The Most Awesome". I'd call it "Akin to Awesome" or "Diet Awesome"."

"Breathe deeply and enjoy the mix of car and bus exhaust, body odor, and musty/wet cement."

"Got the Western with a Turkey patty. It was pretty good, but the turkey had the consistency of a Morningstar Breakfast Sausage Link."

"Don't eat the cheese fries."