"How does this place not have a sausage option for their breakfast sandwiches? Bring back Bagel Rising."
"Student educational tours? Yeah, we've got 'em. Private and customized group tours? We've got those, too. Bam."
"The goat: succulent, falling off the bone, with salty plantains (instead of salad) on the side."
"They have forks, knives, AND spoons!"
"Their refills are 55 cents- hard to beat."