"Touch screen in layaway doesn't work. Just standing around, waiting to be helped while associates and managers walk past."
"Todd is an amazing waiter. Ask for him!"
"They only charged me for the bulbs when they changed them in my headlights. Great service!"
"There is a hot tub; it's just not in the main pool area."
"Much cheaper gas a few miles in, so long as the Sinclair card reader is working."
"The pool was fine today. :) Make sure you stock up on towels beforehand."