"What's a jets pizza without ranch?"
"Dr burke is wonderful, the best in metro detroit!"
"No towels in room...nice facility, poor service."
"Support local biz, the staff here are great and will go out of their way for you! And just in case you were wondering, don't buy the rat zapper, it doesn't work!"
"Please don't feed treats to other dogs without owner permission. Dog etiquette 101."
"Ask for Jess when getting a massage - she is the greatest!"