"Yes their burnt almond everything is delicious... but their double chocolate doughnuts don't get the love they deserve."
"Italian soda. Enough said."
"Why does it always smell like urine in room 51?"
"Avoid Musat for math, unless you get a kick out of your soul being crushed."
"Know anyone with a New Year's resolution to work out more? This January you can sign up for a 2 week free trial. Go to the front desk or the YMCA of the Silicon Valley webpage to sign up."
"The lunch special is an awesome deal! Katsu or BBQ chicken, one scoop rice, and a spam musubi for five bucks!"