"Fried chicken is of course the way to go"
"The cafe mocha is awesome! Better than Starbucks."
"Try the biscuits and gravy! Amazing!"
"Huge semi-annual sale going on right now! You can find some great deals, especially on makeup and perfumes."
"You're better off selling your old things on ebay/craigslist. They screw you over here."
"Awesome asparagus mac and cheese! My Tuesday favorite"