"If you don't get a bragel you're crazy. The coffees and such aren't as good, but the bragels are outstanding."
"Always wear slippers, the floor gets sticky."
"Chicken tortilla soup is basically broth with chicken and potatoes. Not good."
"Good food, terrible wait staff. Unless, of course, you like to wait. Then this is the place for you!"
"Angela, a worker here, terribly rude, avoid her if possible."