"Google "puppy mill" before choosing to purchase a pet from this store. Sick, over priced dogs bread in horrific conditions. Find a responsible breeder or ADOPT from a shelter."
"This place is beyond bad for so many reasons. I give it six more months max."
"Most recent tip must be from someone with excessive BO."
"The snow tastes like hotdogs."
"Please limit your perfume use at the gym."