"Leave ya shoes outside ... Or else!"
"Drink jungle juice and watch out for pregnant squirrels."
"Mac n cheese - cheddar gruyere all the way"
"Birthday cakes are awesome and priced extremely well!!"
"Need boot camp type classes!!! And if you like spinning, prob better taking it somewhere else - music is lame!!"
"My fave - vanilla chai skim latte = 230 cals. That's just crazy!!!"