"When the Mac n Cheese is on special, get it. It's stupid amounts of delicious. And tip your servers!"
"Stylist Gordon is the shit. Always tip him big."
"Try the banana cream pie with brown butter banana ice cream. Unless you're a lactard. In which case, GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN."
"Crimson & Blues every Monday night from 10pm til 12am. And cheap, delicious martinis. That bartender knows what's up."
"Ka-Glom is the new BrickBreaker! :-D"