"Amazing scones and zippity coffee. Stop in for a great snack."
"There has got to be a microwave in here somewhere."
"Cash only. Slow, indifferent service, but where else can you get bacon and poached eggs in Scarborough at midnight?"
"Own the bike lane. Don't ride on the sidewalk."
"No snooty judgment over riding a beater here. Fast part changes and friendly service!"
"For a change, try no. 29. Beautiful and delicate dumplings."