"Incredible selection of cosmetics, usually with at least a slight discount. Good lines of drug store basics, appliances, & a few candles. Keep off the Butter London! It's mine! All mine!"
"No WiFi until after 2pm"
"Play Bocce while you wait."
"Been coming for years; same old dude hogging the pool's basketball net."
"Same family owns the market next door & they're happy to help you recreate fav dishes from the restaurant. Laotian sauces galore at Phooket, across the street, too."