"Make sure you rock out with Sherwood. He's the epitome of cool."
"Wow, Ohio has a really boring Welcome sign."
"I'm not white enough to be in here."
"I know Kroghetto doesn't have the greatest rep, but I have met some pretty freakin' cool bums here."
"Two words. Pizza Bagel. This place is perfect."
"There is a super friendly guy who works here. Like the "Way Too Cool To Be An Old Dude" kind. (He deserves a high five!)"