"Come for the coffee, stay for the all day 1-hour crime dramas"
"The jokes are in questionable taste..."
"Mind the alligators! They bite!"
"Sometimes people lose shoes in these bathrooms..."
"Do not get an ocean front balcony room in the chateau tower. The ac units for the entire building are right beneath your balcony...LOUD."
"Careful...those bathroom rugs are trippy."