"Grand opening is July 22nd, 2013!"
"If you drive a VW you'd be an idiot to take your car anywhere else. This place is the best. Period."
"Get paid to write film and TV reviews! Love comics and books? You can get paid to write about them too! Email a resume and some writing samples to JOBS@readthehorn.com"
"Only place in town I've found that carries Holistic Select!"
"Looks like this lab will be closing for good this summer. Enjoy it while you can."
"Beware of cats. And yarn."