"Costco AND JCPenney is cheaper for identical items. Don't shop here."
"Donuts are not fresh and their coffee is horrible. Try a bottle of water, juice, or something they don't make. Not impressed one bit."
"Try an Iced Hazelnut Latte"
"Register your gift card and get your refills free for iced tea and brewed coffee."
"Try a double espresso to start your morning."