"There is a $15 minimum per person on Sundays during football season, and they post a big sign at the hostess stand announcing it. TACKY. Most folks will spend at least that. Is this a strip club?"
"Lasagna & Caprese Salad are fantastic."
"Carne Asada Fries & Carne Asada Chips are awesome, wish they offered half orders though."
"Try a dirty chai. It will rock your socks."
"TJ's Honey flavored Greek yogurt is super tasty."
"Smoking hot blonde bartender with his ears pierced. Mmmm Hmmm."