Emily Tang

"Just discovered the weight room has foam rollers! Really high density ones too, go there to relax those muscles"

"Wear booty shorts, don't use lotion, bring baby powder for better grip and you're good to go :)"

"I always order tomyum soup with Thai food, it's absolutely perfect with lots of shiitake mushrooms :) The Kobe Beef was bomb too! Really tender and fresh!"

"Customer service really sucks, these Chinese folks don't even smile what's up with that?"

"Burberry and Coach are coming to the SFO...oh myyyy!"

"A check in is only valid if made on Kat's bed. Living room and bathroom do not count. Must leave a "tip." Be careful as it may be dark down there. Kat also has a hairy pussy named Toki."