"Worst staff. So rude and less than helpful. Here's a tip: you're not better than people because you work at Aritzia. You're still a minimum wage slave. Stop being pretentious af."
"Help please. I have been lost for days. Send water and rations."
"Literally the worst place on Earth. I pity you for being here."
"Christmas drinks are the best. Best to get them before they're out of season. Remember you can get the Peppermint mocha in a frappuccino, so good."