"Lady balls and dick pics! Here's your tip xavi!"
"Catch cabs on the square here, at the corner of hopkins and lbj across from harper's."
"Order a bloodymary, they're gigantic, cheap and delicious! Also, love your smirking bartender (monetarily) and they'll ring your bell!"
"The kalua pork and ahi poki! Yum yum!"
"Curry beef or pork with mixed vegetables! Or veggie- hot and sour soup. Delish!"
"Example: Order the burger and ask for the secret sauce! I swear this is foursquare's example, not mine. :D"