"parking spots are hard to find on weekends. if you get one, you're lucky!"
"Wireless department doesn't know what they're doing. Don't get a phone here"
"Just got a Jr Burger. The bun and Patty are chewy like bubble gum. Gross. Last time I go here. Halo Burger has failed to impress me multiple times."
"The yams are to die for! If you Like real southern food, come here!"
"Get the wet burrito and some chips and salsa and cheese!"
"You should totally buy a Kindle."